What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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