- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

NEVER

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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