How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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