Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Women Sports.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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you first

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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69

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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