- Anti Joke

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.