- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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