- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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