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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Religion.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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