- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

William wright is Gay

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.