Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Help I'm being raped!

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Bacon is delcious.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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