Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Chuck norris

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

captcha: all yer base

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Why did it die Nothing died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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