- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

womens rights.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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