- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Where do you live? In a house

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

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