what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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Laugh

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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