If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Because she has down's syndrome

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

angelosnyder is not gay

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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