a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Wanna here a good joke?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Potato!

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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