what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

People Order Our Patties

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

thumb_up thumb_down -9

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops