- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Whats 2+1? 2.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

a horse nibbled a baby

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Of course, first door on your left

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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