- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Of course, first door on your left

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

balls

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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