What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Anti Joke

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