What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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