Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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