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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

elen degeneres is straight....

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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