- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

... Chan chan

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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