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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

women sports....

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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