What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

Yo mama's fat.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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