- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Cows are land manatees.

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