Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

run farther?

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

The WNBA

People Order Our Patties

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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