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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Your Mom

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

u suck

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

You read the Terms of Service.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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