You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

People Order Our Patties

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

run farther?

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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