Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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This statement is false.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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