- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Jimmy Saville

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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