ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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