Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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guess what chicken butt

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Anti Joke

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