Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

"Knock knock." "No."

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

womens rights.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Nickelback

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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