Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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I drive a 'rarri

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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