- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Safe sex MR

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Some people like melon and others like soup.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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