Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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What's green and blue? yellow

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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