- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

What's green and blue? yellow

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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