what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Your future.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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