Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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whats 2+2? math.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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The WNBA

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Gay Rights

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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