What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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