How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Justin Bieber

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Men's Rights

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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