What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

Where is my tractor?

So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

Tim tebow is the anti christ

Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

ey can i pick your scabs plzz

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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