How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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