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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I have no soul so I must consume yours

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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