Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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