Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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