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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

Are you a tree? No.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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