What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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I'm hungry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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