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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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So you there Red?

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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How are you this morning?

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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George Bush.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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