What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Justin Bieber

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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