- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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