- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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