Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Once upon a time

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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