- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

roses are red. violets are violet...

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

elen degeneres is straight....

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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