A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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