Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Anti Joke

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