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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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