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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

You have friends

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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