- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did it die Nothing died

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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