- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Get off my porch.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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