What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

hi bye

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Womens' sports

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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