how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

"Knock knock." "No."

obama

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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