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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Potassium? K.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

kill yourself

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Obama

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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