- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

anal seepage

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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