- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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