- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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