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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

You will not press the like button.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man buys a prius

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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